Why I Love Torts....

So the Edmonton Oilers shut our the New York Rangers last night (Yay!) and this is what Rangers coach John Tortorella had to say about it:

"Listen, this is gonna be really quick. I'm not taking any questions. We sucked from head to toe, and wee need to move by it. So I'm not going to dissect it with you guys. I know you have to do your job, but I'm not answering any questions. OK?"

And this is why I love Torts.